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Definitions by Paddy McBallsack

ghetto t-$hirt

A ' ghetto t-$hirt' is when someone is so dirt poor, they may actually only own one T-shirt,...

So, on Monday they will wear it RIGHT SIDE OUT.

On Tuesday, they will turn their shirt INSIDE OUT, and wear it just like it was a brand new $HIRT.

On Wednesday, the shirt goes back to being RIGHT SIDE OUT,...
WEDNESDAY NIGHT, this GHETTO T*#H
IRT
Are you wearing the same clothes again???

Naww bruh ...this is my ghetto t-$hirt...

Or

That dude is wearing a ghetto T-shirt.

Or

That Guy had a lot of nerve asking me if I was wearing a ghetto T-shirt, I do own more than one of the same shirts...
ghetto t-$hirt by Paddy McBallsack October 28, 2014

Low-Tard 

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...
Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....
Low-Tard by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011
A Completely Useless Person.
-This goes far beyond being a so called "tool"...at a least a tool, the object itself, can be useful. Whereas a Toolbag is completely Useless apart from Holding 'tools' Itself.

-Kind of like designing a shovel that would stand up by itself,...instead of a person standing there "holding the shovel up" and watching the other person working.

-A Meat-Head
Are you going to do something besides stand there like a toolbag today?

Hey, Toolbag!?...

What a complete Toolbag.

That guy couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag he's such a toolbag.
Toolbag by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011

Ubetcha (Ubetcha, Eh!) 

to agree with another person.

another way of saying, "you know what i mean..."

this word can be associated with our beer drinking neighbors, the Canadians..."U Betcha, Eh!"

a way of saying, "right on!"
Hey, do you wanna go grab a beer?Ubetcha (Ubetcha, Eh!)!

girl: Do you think I am Hot?
guy:Ubetcha (Ubetcha, Eh!)!!!!

I'd do her....Ubetcha (Ubetcha, Eh!)!!!!

Uncle Bucked 

To Use A Drill to Unlock A Door....
Man, Someone locked the bathroom door from the inside and we could not get in....So,... We Uncle Bucked That Friggen Lock!!!...
Uncle Bucked by Paddy McBallsack January 25, 2011