5 definitions by Pablo, King of the Spaniards

(n) One distinct classification of the human genus. In order to be classified as The Rape, one must possess all of the following qualities:

1) Pwns N00bs
2) Fucks Your Mother
3) Eats Babies

The Rape qualifies as a noun not because it is a person, place, or thing, but an idea. And when you actualize The Rape, it becomes a good idea.
#1) After jimmy pwns0rz the n00bs, he teabags them and goes home to lay a white stripe on your mom's ass while ripping a baby's head off with his two front teeth, thus making him The Rape

#2) Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Crazy Superman, and Grandfather Smurf are all examples of The Rape.
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards August 27, 2006
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The most overpaid karate blackbelt in professional baseball today.
Game 6 of the ALCS - hack hack hack...
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards October 23, 2004
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(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.
Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."
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A type of car that Puerto Ricans drive. It comes in two varieties.

1. A supped up Mitsubishi that is driven for the sole purpose to steal money from stupid white boys.

2. A car with a blue Hundai body, a black Mazda left door, and a white Honda right door and hood. The white is usually primar, but it can be the actual color of the door/hood that was scrapped from the Puetro Rican's brother's junkyard. Under normal circumstances, this car seats 4-5 people, but in the case of the Rican-Mobile, it seats 12-15 grown Ricans in wife beaters with their nieces and nephews in the trunk.
#1: Did you see that phat rican-mobile? It was off the hizzy.

#2: I'm not driving with you in that rican-mobile. For all I know there is no floor.
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards October 20, 2004
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The word high-schoolers use to sound smart while tapping off the bong.
While decapitating John, I defenestrated him with my antidisestablishmentarianism.
by Pablo, King of the Spaniards October 20, 2004
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