Definitions by PSEUDONYMSUS

Bus 

A big yellow brick with wheels that runs on money, greed and torture

Jimmy: Mum can you drive me to school I don’t want to take that torturous bus!
Mum: Come on Jimmy it can’t be that bad
One day later...
R.I.P Jimmy, died from lack of entertainment on a bus

Bus by PSEUDONYMSUS November 10, 2017

Pig 

A lazy mutated creature that rolls around in mud all day and eventually turns into a cooked piece of meat with an apple stuffed down its gullet.

Jimmy: Mum just ten more minutes!
Mum: No get up you lazy pig!

Pig by PSEUDONYMSUS November 9, 2017