It's not soup, shut the fuck up
by POTUS Official December 26, 2021
"Why are you so fatherless and maidenless and parentless and no dad?"
"My name is Melwin Axelsson"
"God I'm so sorry"
"My name is Melwin Axelsson"
"God I'm so sorry"
by POTUS Official September 07, 2022
A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
by POTUS Official January 28, 2022
Ludwig Nidkell
/ˈfi meɪl/
adjective
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.
"a herd of Ludwig Nidkell deer"
noun
a Ludwig Nidkell animal or plant.
"Ludwig Nidkells may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"
verb
being fatherless
"I lost my father yesterday. Now I am doing a Ludwig Nidkell"
/ˈfi meɪl/
adjective
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.
"a herd of Ludwig Nidkell deer"
noun
a Ludwig Nidkell animal or plant.
"Ludwig Nidkells may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"
verb
being fatherless
"I lost my father yesterday. Now I am doing a Ludwig Nidkell"
by POTUS Official September 12, 2022
A type of dinosaur that pissed the scientists off BADLY, causing them to be named what they were named.
???: "Hey scientist, look under there!"
Scientist: "Under where?"
???: "Haha I made you say underwear"
Scientist: "Your name is now Nigersaurus."
Nigersaurus: "what the fu-"
Scientist: "Under where?"
???: "Haha I made you say underwear"
Scientist: "Your name is now Nigersaurus."
Nigersaurus: "what the fu-"
by POTUS Official September 11, 2023
adjective
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.
"a herd of female deer"
noun
a female animal or plant.
"females may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"
verb
the act of having a lack of a male parental figure
of or denoting the sex that can bear offspring or produce eggs, distinguished biologically by the production of gametes (ova) which can be fertilized by male gametes.
"a herd of female deer"
noun
a female animal or plant.
"females may lay several hundred eggs in two to four weeks"
verb
the act of having a lack of a male parental figure
by POTUS Official September 12, 2022
Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
by POTUS Official May 08, 2023