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Definitions by POTUS Official

do u hav secks
no
secks by POTUS Official September 7, 2022
im me
no im me
me by POTUS Official September 7, 2022

Melwin Axelsson 

A pretty ugly dude wit no maidns
"Why are you so fatherless and maidenless and parentless and no dad?"
"My name is Melwin Axelsson"
"God I'm so sorry"
Melwin Axelsson by POTUS Official September 7, 2022
I made sushi pizza
YOU HAVE SINNED, MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL, CAUSE I WONT
Sin by POTUS Official February 8, 2022

Baby shower 

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"
Baby shower by POTUS Official January 28, 2022
"What is an amogus?"
"It's lego piece 26047"
*googles it*
"AHHHHHHHHGIHULAWGIOWFAWAKLUYGFHWAKUYGEUAIEFH"
Amogus by POTUS Official January 11, 2022
It's not soup, shut the fuck up
"Is cereal soup?"
"Go fuck yourself"
Cereal by POTUS Official December 26, 2021