POOKIE's definitions

Mississippi Q Tip

Intercourse with a nasty southern fat womans belly button, and the males penis gets belly button lint on the head as he pulls out to ejaculate on her huge stomach.

I fucked your fatass sister in her tummy hole and pulled out to find a Mississippi Q Tip on the end of my dick! Tell that nasty bitch to take a shower once in a while!

by POOKIE March 23, 2011

shift

when getting arrested by police

i got shift yesteday by feds

by pookie April 1, 2005

fuckbutter

A derogotory term used for any type of natural lubrication produced during the act of sex. Used as a vulgar exclamation.

"Aw, fuckbutter! My cock got caught in the belt sander."

by pookie August 30, 2003

ass dick

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.

"Grow some balls, ass dick!"

by pookie March 22, 2005

Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!

Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".

by POOKIE December 29, 2011