Definitions by PMax
Kurt Cobang
A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.
Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.
Kurt Cobang by PMax March 9, 2008
Dr. J
Julius Erving, a Hall of Fame basketball player. Dr. J played college basketball at UMass and then went to the American Basketball Association where he played for the Virginia Squires and New York Nets. When the ABA and NBA merged, onerous financial conditions placed on the Nets forced them to sell the rights to Dr. J to the Philadelphia 76ers, with whom he had a fantastic career until his retirement in 1987.
Among other feats, in the 1976 ABA All Star Game during the first slam dunk contest Dr. J dunked the ball after leaping from the free throw line.
Among other feats, in the 1976 ABA All Star Game during the first slam dunk contest Dr. J dunked the ball after leaping from the free throw line.
frumping
Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.
frumped
To have been subjected to sex by a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is ugly instead of fat. Waking up next to a bagger, butterface or Cleveland Brown. One can be frumped voluntarily, as in the case of a fat bagger or hogger.
frumpadump
To dump a frump after a sexual encounter or an episode of hogging. The method by which a hogger or frumper gets away from a butterface, bagger or Cleveland Brown with whom he has slept or had sex.
Don hooked up with that skinny, ugly girl and went home with her. He got out of that quickly in the morning with a standard frumpadump move. He asked her to get him something to eat, and when she left the room, he climbed out the window and ran away.
frumpadump by PMax March 9, 2008
frumpet
A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.
frump factor
The degree to which a girl is a frump, or the amount by which an otherwise attractive girl has reduced her attractiveness by gaining weight, dressing sloppy or not wearing makeup or doing her hair.
She was really cute, but sometimes she didn't look that great because she would dial up the frump factor by wearing big loose sweatshirts and ratty jeans.
frump factor by PMax March 9, 2008