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A basketball league that existed from 1967 through 1976 until eventually merging with the National Basketball Association or NBA. The American Basketball Association is where the three point shot and slam dunk contest began. Dr. J, Moses Malone, Artis Gilmore, Dan Issel and other great players played in the ABA for teams such as the Denver Nuggets, Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets, Kentucky Colonels, Virginia Squires, Utah Stars, Spirits of St. Louis, San Diego Conquistadors, Oakland Oaks and others. The afro hairstyle was very common in the ABA. The ABA used a red, white and blue ball. Teams from the ABA and NBA played several games against each other and the ABA teams usually won those games. The ABA ceased to exist when it merged with the NBA in 1976.
The American Basketball Association was cooler, and featured better basketball, than the NBA and even college basketball.
by PMax February 23, 2008
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elephant jockey

A person who goes hogging; someone who will hook up with a fat chick; a guy who plays nail the whale.
He was a real elephant jockey his freshman year. You should have seen some of the fatties he banged.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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frumping

Hooking up with a frump. Like hogging, but with a bagger or butterface instead of a fat chick. Making it with an ugly or homely girl; screwing a frumpet.
Don went frumping last night and he hooked up with a total Cleveland Brown - she looked nice from the neck down, but she was pretty ugly above the shoulders.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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fat bagging

Hogging; banging a fat chick. Putting on beer goggles to be a chubby chaser and bag a fat bitch. Being a chocolatier and having sex with a lardass. Fat bagging is the same as nail the whale. To screw a plumper, perhaps as a slumpbuster.
Pat really wanted a piece of ass last night so he went fat bagging and shagged a chubbette. She was quite an eater, very hoggy, and therefore he was the butt of many a joke the next morning because he got fat bitched, and that added to his fatty remorse despite the fact that he had really enjoyed that buffet blimp's big tits.
by PMax April 13, 2008
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Tennessee cologne

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.
Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.
by PMax January 28, 2009
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Tennessee license plate

The ugly tattoo that redneck fat chicks get right above their ass. Also known as a tramp stamp, cum target and ass antlers.
I thought that girl was cute until her shirt rode up her back and I saw her Tennessee license plate. Then I knew that she was a skeezer, and I ignored her after that.
by PMax January 22, 2009
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Virginia Squires

A team that competed in the American Basketball Association. The Squires played home games in Norfolk, Hampton, Richmond, and also a few in Roanoke in their first few years. Hall of Fame players Julius Erving (also known as Dr. J) and George Gervin (also known as the Iceman) played for the Virginia Squires.

The Squires' best seasons were in 1970-1971, when they won the Eastern Division with a 55-29 record and defeated the New York Nets in the Eastern Division Semifinals before losing the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 2 to the Kentucky Colonels, and 1971-1972, when they finished second in the Eastern Division to the Kentucky Colonels, defeated The Floridians in the Eastern Division Semifinals and then lost the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 3 to the New York Nets.

When the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976, the Squires, along with other teams like the Kentucky Colonels and Spirits of St. Louis, did not continue in the NBA, even though the Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets and Indiana Pacers did.
The Virginia Squires were a great basketball team to watch in the 1970s, especially when they had future Hall of Famers Dr. J and the Iceman on the court.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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