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Somenivore

(Noun) A vegetarian with commitment issues. An herbivore is a vegetarian. An omnivore eats anything. A somenivore eats mostly vegetables until he or she is overwhelmed by the smell of grilling meat.
Before you decide how much meat to buy, find out if Trevor's vegetarian today. He's kind of a somenivore.
by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017
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covfefe

(N) Word used to describe a person with so much egotism that he/she cannot admit he/she made even the simplest of mistakes.
"Kevin fell asleep playing online last night. He just said he was 'afk' for four hours. He's got a lot of covfefe."
by PJ the Coug June 2, 2017
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Beer Headphones

(Noun) The phenomenon of being sufficiently intoxicated that the house cover band at the bar/casino actually sounds good.
Man, Tyler was so drunk last night he actually started dancing to "Brass in Pocket" by the cover band. That boy was wearing some serious Beer Headphones.
by PJ the Coug January 8, 2017
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Drumpfsticks

(Noun) Those miniature (perfect for tiny hands) drumstick-looking chicken wing parts that come with you order of hot wings.
Awwwwww, man! Almost all these hot wings are Drumpfsticks! They always look good but never deliver!
by PJ the Coug February 3, 2017
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Drumpf and Disorderly

(Noun) A nickname for the charges one receives when behaving in similar fashion to the 45th President.
Man, Howard got a Drumpf and Disorderly for groping Lisa last week.
by PJ the Coug January 24, 2017
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Drumpfsticks

(Noun) Those miniature (perfect for tiny hands) drumstick-looking chicken wing parts that come with your order of hot wings.
Awwwwww, man! Almost this entire order is Drumpfsticks! They look promising, but never really pay off.
by PJ the Coug February 3, 2017
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That just happened

(Phrase) The only thing you can say when something so audacious happens that you have no response beyond iterating that the event occurred in the first place.
Person 1: I just got a tattoo of Justin Bieber on my ass

Person 2: I... Uhhhh... That just happened.
by PJ the Coug September 21, 2016
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