mount a munt

to fuck a really ugly person

ewww ryan mounted ANOTHER munt!

by Phil March 08, 2005

piss loaf

a chunk of your innards that shoots out of your pee hole when urinating

that piss loaf hurt like hell

by phil February 10, 2005

penis anus

A shortened version of the insult "penis up anus" which is used as a greeting.

Jonny: Penis anus.
Jimmy: Hi Jonny.

by Phil January 17, 2004

cock

1. used by males for reproduction
2. used by males to piss
3. used as a toothbrush for sluts
4. used as a toy for masturbators
5. used as a whip by some male sadists

"after coming on jennifer face, phil stuck his cock in her mouth so she cvuld get it hard again"

by phil February 04, 2004

kb

KB really means Kind Bud it's used to describe sensimilla or seedless weed that should usually be soft, green, sticky, and contain orange or red hairs and or crystals. This term is used if the chronic you find is usually the same type of high grade weed. If you don't have any Purple Haze or Blueberry in the area and all you're used to is regular Chronic it's called KB.

"Hey what's up you tryna get a dub/gram of some killa KB?"

"Yea"

"Aight that's $20"

by Phil February 28, 2005

Turnip

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

by Phil July 29, 2003

11/11

In Germany the 11th of the 11th (11th of November) marks the begin of the carnival season. Carnival is mainly in, but not limited to, Colognge and the surrounding area. Carnival generally ends sometime between the 4th of February and the 10th of March. The carnival season is often considered to be the "5th Season".

Activities on and after 11/11 include:

-Drinking
-Dressing up and going to a parade
-Drinking
-Listening to cheesy carnival songs
-Drinking

by Phil November 12, 2006