PETE's definitions

chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 7, 2004

rope(d)

the highest burn anyone can recieve or can be delt out

Pete: this is a song about jims trucker hat....that doesnt exizt
Liam: shit u just got roped
Jim: thats not even funny

by Pete September 20, 2004

Beer Hard

Dervied form a hard on that is not fully erect. usually happens when you are in a drunken state

Last night i couldent have sex cuz of my beer hard

by Pete May 3, 2004

Confuzzled

A combination of "Confused" and "Puzzled" with the same meaning as both. If said confidently enough, people tend to either not notice it, or consider it a real word.

The math problem with the quadratic formula had me really CONFUZZLED, especially because it was on an English test.

by Pete February 28, 2003

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

Mexiarab

1. a Mexican Arab, a mexican that follows the Muslim faith

Holy Jew bags batman! An Mexiarab!

by Pete December 28, 2004

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005