PAul's definitions

pebbledashing

The effect of foreign food after 12 to 24 hours, a mixture of fart and liquid shit that results in the splatter effect in the bog

that shit was incredible i peebledashed!

by paul December 25, 2003

loopoo

what you call something when you do not know what the hec it is.

hand me the loopoo so I can finish putting this Ikea crap together

by Paul August 6, 2004

cheerio

something the stupid fucking brits say

"cheerio, mate!"
"good aye!"

by Paul January 24, 2005

boic

Beating off in class

Joe boices tri-daily.

by Paul September 3, 2003

smashed kebab

what a womans bits look like after a hammering

geez head . . . your cunt looks like a smashed kebab

by paul March 18, 2004

hoeage

Noun version of the word hoed or to hoe.

That was some crazy hoeage on Margot.

by paul October 2, 2004

slag

Something handy to have around at 3 in the morning when one has lucked out

I finally managed to find an old slag!!

by paul December 26, 2003