do not call list

the list most telemarketers call when they are bored

telemarketer 1: dood, i'm fucking bored

telemarketer 2: me too...oh i know, lets call that 'do not call list' and fuck w/ the idiots on it!

by paul December 29, 2003

butt chutney

Pieces of poo around the anus

I bent her over to "do" her from behind but her butt chutney put me right off.

by Paul September 04, 2003

bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 05, 2004

Corn Hole

Just another word for ass hole.

I turned her over and did her in the "corn hole"

by Paul February 11, 2003

Special Constable

A citizen empowered by the law to keep the Queen's peace.

To protect and serve those who are in need and to bring to justice those scrotes and undesirables who think its big and hard to break the law.

Scrote assaults an old age pensioner in order to steal the contents of her purse. A grand total of £12.46.

The pensioner is admitted to hospital with serious head injuries as the scrote used a lump of wood to beat her about the head. She later dies of her injuries and it is now a murder inquiry. These sickening thugs will get brought to justice. But what is left for the frail old lady who is now dead, and what do her family go through?

Scrotes need to be caught - and will be caught. They will be caught by Police officers - some of them Special Constables!!!!

by Paul November 29, 2004

telford boy

a telford boy is a lad from telford who walks around the streets at night thinkin he is mint, they are usually seen wearin trackie bottoms, polo shirts, a fake burberry hat, oh and dont forget the rockports (or rockfords).

any lad from orleton park.

by paul May 24, 2004

soldier

A member of the ARMY.

Marines, sailors, and airmen, are NOT soldiers.

by Paul June 19, 2006