PAUL's definitions

Bartman

An Innocent act that seems to result in an unfortunate turn of events.

A joke that seems messes up a bowlers perfect game could be a Bartman. A Penalty that seems to be the turning point in the Stanley Cup finals could be a Bartman.

by paul March 10, 2004

gf

For geeks, shorthand for GeForce, in reference to the NVIDIA GeForce line of video cards

I just got a new gf

by Paul April 18, 2004

polygone

Explanation to a small child why the parrots cage is empty

look brat polygone

by paul January 2, 2004

bag of screws

Any great Man United fan that lives 200+ miles from Old Trafford. Someone so passionate they get banned from F365. Don't argue, they're gonna f*ck you up big time.

Your just a big bag of screws

by paul April 28, 2004

Elise J.

someone who is hott and sexy.. very nice tits.. I'd fuck her

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah, that had to have been an Elise J."
"Totally, I'd fuck her."

by Paul March 22, 2005

fagwad

the piece of bum fluff that hangs off a poofters ass crack

grant . . . why is that fagwad on the head's dinner plate ?

by paul April 20, 2004

horin

1. To whore (Slang)
2. Horrible
3. Hoe

"He is so horin"

by Paul January 29, 2003