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Zorrbitch 

A girl who is acting a fool because she is angry, also calling a zorrbabe a zorrbitch means you are hating. Or you just think she is an idiot for making a website about herself at zorrbabe.com
Zorrbabe is being a real zorrbitch today.

stomatoast 

Eepisode where you are feeling like you're halfway in a coma and halfway in your body. It's like being comatosed but from Cannabis usage making it stomatoast. To be in the state you must have smoked too much reefer or too much medical marijuana has been consumed.
I get stomatoast or stomatoastedevery night I use medical marijuana

His eyes so red he's totally stomatoast.

Hobo dollar whore 

Someone who uses someone else's food stamps because they are too lazy yo get their own. Someone who dates fat chicks with kids to get their food stamps.
Dude he's a hobo dollar whore. His ex had 4 kids, 250 pounds and he spent her food stamps and bounced.

Where do I find a fat chick with kids? I got to hobo dollar whore myself in order to eat this month.

Damn, I'm gonna go hobo dollar whore myself, I need a Pepsi.

Zorrbabe.com loser 

Omg you ever been to zorrbabe.com? She pays for a site to ramble about on irrelevant topics or herself. a zorrbabe.com loser just made another website about themselves

A person is a zorrbabe.com loser when they make sites about themselves and aren't known by anyone but think they are.
Omg did you see the zorrbabe.com loser site she made?

I met Another zorrbabe.com loser poser making paid sites about themselves zorrbabe.com

Hobo dollars 

Hobo dollars are the definition of EBT card usage and also food stamps or snap cards. Instead of real cash they go for 50% of their value on the street. They are also known as food stamps.
Yo bitch you won't even spend $3 on a monster with your hobo dollars.

Can I borrow your hobo dollars to get a gas station hamburger and microwave it there to get the system over?

Stop spending your hobo dollars on losers who can't even fill out a food stamps application.

You filled out the application and got the landlord form, you earned them hobo dollars straight up.

He's so lazy he can't even go to social services and get hobo dollars

Freddie fuckup 

Freddie fuckup is someone is who cannot quite get there ourselves together they get fired from every job they start within a few weeks constantly getting arrested and having problems in relationships. A Freddie the f****** maybe somebody who is also constantly triangulating situations and causing arguments between other people. Friendships last usually about two to three weeks at the most unless the person is a real glutton for punishment and hangs around longer
Freddie fuckup do did it again he had a great job and Iscrewed it up within less than 2 weeks of working and goes to the mental ward each time so his girlfriend feels sorry for him and continues to support him financially . they are also somebody that thinks they are a lot more suave than they really are

Slutaliar 

A slutaliar tries to downplay their sexual escapades in order to not appear like such a ho.

Also another term, A slutaliar lies about everything someone who lies so much they are also known as a pathological liar.

Can also be shortened slutaliar, when you want to say someone is such a liar

Someone who lies about banging chicks he hasn't and is a slutaliar

A Slutaliar manipulates women with sympathy in order to go out with him
I'm sick of him, he's a slutaliar. He is such a liar he lies about what he had for breakfast.

Yo I like this girl but I think she is a slutaliar, I found her on plenty of fish and seeking arrangement and yet she says she's into me only.

Don't be a slutaliar everyone knows your such a liar anyways your making it worse by continuing to make shit up

DJ is a slutaliar, he makes shit up about his life to get women to feel sorry for him.