Definitions by Oscar Knight

by the hairs on my balls 

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by the hairs on my balls by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

pairs 

Another terms for breasts.

Steve: Titanic is a terrible movie, but I loved seeing Kate Winselt's Pairs!!

pairs by Oscar Knight April 21, 2012

oscar sex 

Description of the sexual intercourse an actor, director, producer or screenwriter, etc. has with their partner after winning an Oscar award. Generally understood to be the highest, most intense and exhilarating form of sex.

John: Could you imagine the sex that Colin Firth had after he won an Oscar for Best Actor?
Steve: Ya, nothing beats Oscar Sex!!

oscar sex by Oscar Knight March 16, 2011