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Definitions by Osama 69/11

Jersey Jab 

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.
"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."
Jersey Jab by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023

Puss puss 

A really hot teacher that you want to fuck but it’s not legal yet
“Man i wish I could fuck puss puss today her jeans make her fat pussy lips show”
“DAMNNNN PUSS PUSS IS LOOKIN THICK TODAY
Puss puss by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.
Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox
Cream Cheese Fingers by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

The Slurping 

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.
“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting
The Slurping by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Dotted Curry Pussy 

A 50+ year old indian woman’s pussy. Usually smells like curry and has curry stored in it. When legs open curry pours out. Also mostly extremely hairy.
Jimmy: Hey Ranjit your mom has a dotted curry pussy my eyes still sting from the curry powder
Ranjit: fuck you your mom gay
Dotted Curry Pussy by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Unclesex 

When your uncle rapes you and you are under 18. Usually little boys. Also commonly done in basement.
Pepe: Hey guess what Eduardo
Eduardo: What?
Pepe: I lost my virginity
Eduardo: No way to who
Pepe: Uncle Juan-Carlos Luis
Eduardo: Well if unclesex counts then I lost my virginity to Uncle Jose
Unclesex by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018