Definitions by Orthogonal Jones

VPILF 

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a VPILF candidate.

VPILF by Orthogonal Jones October 19, 2008

fermion 

The little particle that drives fermentation.

It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.

fermion by Orthogonal Jones June 22, 2008

summarize 

To get ready for warm weather.

The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.

summarize by Orthogonal Jones May 24, 2008

apiary

A place where apes grow and live.

Bob converted an airplane hangar into an apiary, and put a bunch of chimps in it.

apiary by Orthogonal Jones January 15, 2008

turmoil 

What you get when you squeeze a turmite.

I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.

turmoil by Orthogonal Jones September 18, 2007

capsize 

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

capsize by Orthogonal Jones January 13, 2007

rampart

a part of a ram, like the head or the tail.

I ran over some sheep last night, so I took a rampart home for dinner.

rampart by Orthogonal Jones December 1, 2006