VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Sarah Palin is a VPILF candidate.

by Orthogonal Jones October 19, 2008

turmoil

What you get when you squeeze a turmite.

I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.

by Orthogonal Jones September 18, 2007

capsize

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

by Orthogonal Jones January 13, 2007

summarize

To get ready for warm weather.

The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.

by Orthogonal Jones May 24, 2008

rampart

a part of a ram, like the head or the tail.

I ran over some sheep last night, so I took a rampart home for dinner.

by Orthogonal Jones December 01, 2006

fermion

The little particle that drives fermentation.

It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.

by Orthogonal Jones June 22, 2008

apiary

A place where apes grow and live.

Bob converted an airplane hangar into an apiary, and put a bunch of chimps in it.

by Orthogonal Jones January 15, 2008