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fermion

The little particle that drives fermentation.
It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.
by Orthogonal Jones June 22, 2008
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capsize

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.
I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.
by Orthogonal Jones January 13, 2007
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summarize

To get ready for warm weather.
The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.
by Orthogonal Jones May 24, 2008
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rampart

a part of a ram, like the head or the tail.
I ran over some sheep last night, so I took a rampart home for dinner.
by Orthogonal Jones December 1, 2006
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VPILF

by Orthogonal Jones October 19, 2008
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apiary

A place where apes grow and live.
Bob converted an airplane hangar into an apiary, and put a bunch of chimps in it.
by Orthogonal Jones January 15, 2008
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turmoil

What you get when you squeeze a turmite.
I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.
by Orthogonal Jones September 18, 2007
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