Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Orthogonal Jones

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It takes water, fermions, and patience to make ethanol from corn.

The teacher asked me to summarize my argument, so I took out all the parts about eskimoes.

Word of the Day on May 7, 2019

A place where apes grow and live.

Bob converted an airplane hangar into an apiary, and put a bunch of chimps in it.

What you get when you squeeze a turmite.

I stepped on a lot of turmites, and now my shoes are slippery with turmoil.

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

a part of a ram, like the head or the tail.

I ran over some sheep last night, so I took a rampart home for dinner.