81 definitions by Orrinpants

wrtyuisfhjklzxcvnm

When you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm without holes

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by Orrinpants May 11, 2022

mc

Short for Minecraft.

Hey, wanna play mc?
Okay.

by Orrinpants June 1, 2021

dog man

dog man from dog man made by nurse lady friended by chief

Dog Man
Dog Man: Unleashed
Dog Man: A Tale Of Two Kitties
Dog Man: And Cat Kid
Dog Man: Lord Of The FLEAS
Dog Man: Brawl Of The Wild
Dog Man: For Whom The Ball Rolls
Dog Man: Fetch-22
Dog Man: Grime And Punishment
Dog Man: Mothering Heights

by Orrinpants November 1, 2021

ew

Gross.
(Any amount of W's.)

Alex: *Eats apple in a bag with expiration date 1980*
Alex: Ewww, gross.
Max: Check the expiration date.
Alex: 1980?!?!!?!!?!??
Max: Okay, throw the rest of the bag away.

by Orrinpants September 13, 2021

Jif

1. A brand of peanut butter
2. A mispronunciation of GIF
By the way that PB&J sandwich is both made with Jif and is a GIF.

1. Sam: Do you want a PB&J sandwich?
Alex: No thanks.
Sam: Okay.
2. Max: That's a nice JIF.
Mema: A nice what?
Max: A JIF!
Mema: Oh, do you mean the brand of PB&J?
Max: No, the file.
Mema: No, it's pronounced GIF.
Max: No, it's JIF.
They argued on.

by Orrinpants September 10, 2021

Target

Forget all those incorrect definitions, this is Target.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.

Max: Time for a Target run, gotta get some new clothes.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.

by Orrinpants September 13, 2021

Recording

I made this one with it

So goodbye to the recording!

by Orrinpants May 25, 2022