Ornery Individual's definitions

Church Slider

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.

I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Bitch Bomb

When an individual (usually female) unloads on someone with a bitchy, Karen- inspired rant.

Did you hear Susan bitch bomb that bank teller?

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Explosive Decompressor

A massive fart that initiates with a large amount of power, then tapers off in a linear fashion as pressure drops.

Did you hear that explosive decompressor that Mrs. Reed did in the teachers lounge?

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Karen

A name for a demographic of middle-aged, cocky woman. Karens insist on inserting themselves into positions of power over people. Usual ID characteristics include pink clothing , tennis hats, anything "mama bear" or "live, laugh, love", Chevy Tahoe or Suburbans, resting bitch face, and capris.

She's such a Karen for wanting to speak to the regional manager for a $1.00 burrito.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Sissler

A type of fart that has a very powerful, angry sound to it that's similar to a chain saw under a load.

Did you hear that sissler? Sounded like another one from Mrs. Reed.

by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021