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Definitions by Ornery Individual

A name for a demographic of middle-aged, cocky woman. Karens insist on inserting themselves into positions of power over people. Usual ID characteristics include pink clothing , tennis hats, anything "mama bear" or "live, laugh, love", Chevy Tahoe or Suburbans, resting bitch face, and capris.
She's such a Karen for wanting to speak to the regional manager for a $1.00 burrito.
Karen by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Bitch Bomb 

When an individual (usually female) unloads on someone with a bitchy, Karen- inspired rant.
Did you hear Susan bitch bomb that bank teller?
Bitch Bomb by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Church Slider 

A fart in church that usually done for the intention of spicing up a rather boring situation.
I did a lil church slider because it was boring AF in there.
Church Slider by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021
A type of fart that has a very powerful, angry sound to it that's similar to a chain saw under a load.
Did you hear that sissler? Sounded like another one from Mrs. Reed.
Sissler by Ornery Individual November 26, 2021

Explosive Decompressor 

A massive fart that initiates with a large amount of power, then tapers off in a linear fashion as pressure drops.
Did you hear that explosive decompressor that Mrs. Reed did in the teachers lounge?