Ornery Gorrilla's definitions

Epic Turd

A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.

Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!

Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

C.O.W. Team

Can of Whup-ass Team:

A Super Bad-ass Team that is called upon when extreme situations arise. Usually reserved for Prison riots and civil unrest. When all else fails the police and military call on this elite team of super bad-asses to come and settle the score. The only equipment this team uses is 8, 12, 16, 24.oz of cans and sometimes 55 gallon drums of whup-ass. Once they're given the go-ahead to move in and take care of business , there's no going back. All pent up rage and anger has to be satisfied. Depending on the ounces used, .oz is multiplied by 3.14 equaling the time duration of Ass whupping. This could go on for hours, days, weeks or months maybe even Years.

It's getting out of control, call in the C.O.W. Team!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015

Mercy Lick

The moment in a fight when an opponent lands a decisive blow that stuns the other opponent almost to the point of being knocked out At that point any other blow land won't be felt much at all.

Dude! Did you see that mercy lick?! That guy did feel a thing!

by Ornery Gorrilla September 19, 2016

Trump-empted

The day when Donald J. Trump was Elected President of The United States and began the momentum of take action in order to prevent Democrats from destroying America.

Whew! We avoided disaster! Glad we Trump-empted in the election!

by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016

Billy whipped

To be beat unmercifully senseless.

Mike billy whipped John senseless.

by Ornery Gorrilla October 27, 2014