19 definitions by Ornery Gorrilla

Preempted

To get the upper hand in a matter that's critical to a situation.

I'm glad we preempted before things got out of hand!

by Ornery Gorrilla November 13, 2016

Asass'nated

To be brutally and verbally put down by unknown opponent of which you were completely unaware of.

Today, I was on a roll giving everyone the business until I was Asass'nated out of nowhere by this little kid.

by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022

Whupasspocalypse

A can of whup-ass so powerful that once the can opener unleashes it's fury, they themselves will black-out and have no memory of what just happened.

Guy1 Coming to from blacking-out Dude, what just happen?

Guy1's friend: Man you just opened up Whupasspocalypse on those guys!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015

Epic Whup-ass

Epic Whup-ass

An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.

Dude, You opened up some Epic Whup-ass on those guys!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.

"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."

by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015