The theory of Whup-ass Dynamics:
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Opening a Can of Whup-ass tends to increase overtime and it will increase in pain, injury, and destruction . If continued, whup ass will result in mass death and destruction. Whup ass also acts as an event horizon of whup ass.
It will draw in all negative emotions and energies towards the center of the point of whup ass. Once with in the field of influence (similar to the gravitational field of a black hole in space, but also like a heavy mass neutron star.) Hostilities will become more frequent. As Critical Whup-ass is achieved slurs, profanity, and violence will become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric.
The effects will become stronger until others helplessly reach the point of no return. At this point the more people that fall into the "said" can of whup-ass will exponentially add to it's radius of influence.
Today in the school of hard knocks I learned about Whup-ass Dynamics. It's the theory of how and why whup-ass occurs and what would happen if one was to become involved with it.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Today, I was on a roll giving everyone the business until I was Asass'nated out of nowhere by this little kid.
by Ornery Gorrilla June 10, 2022
A can of whup-ass so powerful that once the can opener unleashes it's fury, they themselves will black-out and have no memory of what just happened.
Guy1 Coming to from blacking-out Dude, what just happen?
Guy1's friend: Man you just opened up Whupasspocalypse on those guys!
Guy1's friend: Man you just opened up Whupasspocalypse on those guys!
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Epic Whup-ass
An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.
An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015