Definitions by Original Orangutans

Mashing off 

Masturbating with a flaccid penis

One might find themselves mashing off when they’re bored of watching porn.

Mashing off by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018

Movie butt 

A person who always farts when their butt is exposed.

The term derives from a common cliché in films, whenever an exposed butt is seen, there’s always a fart.

I always fart whenever I go take a shit, I think I have a movie butt.

Movie butt by Original Orangutans August 21, 2018

wallbite 

When you unintentionally tap a wall in Mario Kart and the impact slows you down.

I was gonna get a 1st place finish, but a wallbite happened at the last corner. I finished in 4th.

wallbite by Original Orangutans October 8, 2017

Rubber dick

A typo of Rubber duck.

I have a pretty big rubber dick collection.

Rubber dick by Original Orangutans August 22, 2017

Suicide Bob-omber

When you hold a Bob-omb behind your Kart, and you position yourself to a spot where you’re directly in front of an opponent. When the guy behind you slipstreams, they will run into you, thus detonating the Bob-omb, with both you and the opponent affected by the explosion.

I was going to have 1st place, but the guy currently in 1st has a Bob-omb on his tail. How can I get past this suicide Bob-omber?

Suicide Bob-omber by Original Orangutans August 21, 2017

Fart 

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

Fart by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014