Definitions by Order 65

Easter Keister

A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.

Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!

Easter Keister by Order 65 June 18, 2021

Anal Missionary 

The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.

Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.

Anal Missionary by Order 65 June 18, 2021

Deadline 

A line drawn within or around a prison that a prisoner passes at the risk of being shot.

114563: Don't cross the deadline man. Warden Hanson will shoot you down.
483190: I have to escape. I can't stay in this hellhole any longer!

Deadline by Order 65 July 3, 2017

Toast 

To roast someone who just roasted you.

James: It's an embarrassment that you don't do your own laundry.
Franco: Well, you're an embarrassment to society with that B.O.!
Everyone: James just got toasted!

Toast by Order 65 July 2, 2017