The act of having anal sex with another person while also in the missionary position. It is considered the holiest of positions for unmarried Christian couples as it does not involve vaginal sex and maintains the missionary position.
Person 1: Yo man, I want to have sex with this girl but she’s super religious and wants to wait until marriage!
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
Person 2: How about suggesting anal missionary? That way the relationship remains pure and holy in the eyes of God.
by Order 65 June 19, 2021
A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.
Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!
by Order 65 June 19, 2021
James: It's an embarrassment that you don't do your own laundry.
Franco: Well, you're an embarrassment to society with that B.O.!
Everyone: James just got toasted!
Franco: Well, you're an embarrassment to society with that B.O.!
Everyone: James just got toasted!
by Order 65 July 02, 2017
114563: Don't cross the deadline man. Warden Hanson will shoot you down.
483190: I have to escape. I can't stay in this hellhole any longer!
483190: I have to escape. I can't stay in this hellhole any longer!
by Order 65 July 03, 2017