Definitions by Oracle

shit me 

Variant of "Fuck me" (exclamation, not invitation).

Shit me, i've got to go- i've parked on double yellow

shit me by oracle March 12, 2004

got done 

1: Was prosecuted.
2: Was defrauded.
3: Was fucked (in any sense).

1: "Daves got done for stopping on a red route"
2: "I got done for that saxo, it cost me £3000"
3: "She got done by steve after the club"

got done by oracle March 12, 2004

double yellow 

Or "Double yellows"- twin yellow lines down the side of a road which indicate no parking.

Hurry up, i've parked on double yellow

double yellow by oracle March 12, 2004

bollix

Alternative (eg internet) spelling of bollocks, as used by Gav Bell.

On msn: "bollix left me fukin mobile at uni"

bollix by oracle March 12, 2004

delays

Polite way of saying "fucked up" from a position of public responsibility.

"There are delays on the bakerloo line / M6 / completing wembley stadium.

delays by oracle March 12, 2004

castle vale 

Large council estate (US: "Project") in north Birmingham. Full of burning cars and gunfights.

"Shit me how did we end up in castle vale?!? Lock the doors.."

castle vale by oracle March 12, 2004

bum stitches 

Tamworth term for slag. From a certain local girl who needed her arsehole stitched after heavy anal sex.

"Jesus, shes a case for Bum Stitches"

bum stitches by oracle March 12, 2004