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Newspaper

A newspaper is a rich man's blog
We used to eat our fish and chips off a newspaper until we found out how toxic was the ink
by Option 22 May 22, 2020
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AOB

1. Age of Bull
2. Any other business

1. Every year at the same time around Halloween, the “Halloween fireballs” light up the night sky. These are likely the remnants of a comet that has caused many impact events throughout history. We now know the “Halloween fireballs” as the Taurid meteor shower.

Around 13,000 years ago, an explosive flash followed by trails of fire that looked like flying serpents filled the sky followed by a number of impact events. A thick black dust covered the sky and blotted out the sun and the stars at night for a long time. The dust eventually settled on the land and today we can find a soil layer deep in the ground (black mat) relating to this event around 13,000 years ago. A 15 degrees centigrade drop in temperature and the appearance of deep ice sheets in some places meant humans likely huddled together in caves eating cockroaches, fungi and probably each other. The event is described on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe, the earliest recorded site of civilization in modern-day Turkey.

The disappearance of the sun would have been seen as a supernatural event. Our ancestors recorded such events in cave art, in stories passed down the generations and through sculptures - recording the disappearance of the sun as the “headless man”. The direction from which the comet came was recorded as the constellation represented as the BULL.
At some point, the interpretation of the headless man was misinterpreted or deliberately reinterpreted to be used as a method of control by superstition and fear. Rituals were created as a means of control by fear and a skull cult venerating the image of the headless man came into being. This is an early example of the use of trauma-based mind control. The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization and the process of insectualization was initiated. The society we know today came about in most part due to an arms race with survival of the most technologically advanced death cult in wars over natural resources.

And so began the Age of Bull..

2. AOB – any other business?

Donkey or Elephant? Yes, Bull.
by Option 22 November 21, 2019
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ATF4

1. Activating Transcription Factor 4
2. A greeting between those able to perceive mind control
3. Agents of The Fungus 4 (insectualization by mind control)

When the military industrial complex was invited into everyone’s home and now life 24/7 through the internet and use of social media, the Agents of The Fungus 4 insectualisation and mind control were able to accelerate the insectualisation process. Beware the so-called “influencers” with common purpose. Agents of The Fungus 4 insectualisation and mind control are the most controlled in their behaviour by the fungus and thereby most controlling of the general population. They are programmed and have evolved to create the hive (NWO).

None of our closely related primate cousins have evolved beyond the similarly relatively small hunter-gatherers family groups that humans entertained before the insectualisation process was initiated when the human acne bacterium first appeared around 15,000 years ago. Certain fungus/yeasts/moulds are super charged in contact with the acne bacterium to provide protective biofilms from within DNA mutating chemicals can be released. The DNA mutating chemicals include tryptophol that is genotoxic. Tryptophol is produced by the fungus from tryptophan that is normally converted in the body to produce serotonin. The production of serotonin that is toxic to the fungus is therefore controlled. Manipulation of the reward-based brain chemical serotonin is an essential tool for mind control.
1. Activating Transcription Factor 4 can be compared to the flaw in the design of the Death Star.

Inhibition of ATF4 is the key to targeting cancer. Inhibition of ATF4 burns cancer cells out as proteins accumulate and levels of glutathione fall. Naturally occurring ATF4 inhibitors can be found as protective agents in the skins of fruit, in vegetables, roots, herbs, spices, etc. and prevent moulding. ATF4 inhibitors are not only anti-fungal, anti-cancer, etc. but burn up fat cells, stop age-related muscle loss, and slow down general aging processes. In order for the insectualisation process and hierarchical ordering of the human species to continue apace it is important that the species is under absolute mind control so that they do not perceive the DNA mutation processes in operation. In humans, these processes result in cancer, autism, transgenderism, homosexuality, depression, schizophrenia, etc. that as the insectualisation process accelerates will become more commonplace. Further random DNA mutation processes will be accelerated by environmental exposure to various chemicals found in, especially and including, alcohol, smoking, make up, packaging, upholstery, palm oil, pollution, etc.

Naturally occurring ATF4 inhibitors include curcumin, resveratrol, tomatidine, ursolic acid, etc.

2.

Skull: “ATF4”
Bones: “ATF4”
Spock: “Curious”.

3. Agents of The Fungus 4? Directed by Satan.

Mwahahahaha!!!
by Option 22 August 6, 2019
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Quidditch

Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.
Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.
by Option 22 February 4, 2020
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5G'd

5G'd - overcooked
Hedley: "Beans?"
Taggart: "I got it."
Hedley: "Look at the state of them! They're 5G'd."

Dirty HC: "You put them in the pot then slowly brought it to the boil. But for how long exactly?"
Potbelly Hillbilly (sarcastically): "10,000 years."
Dirty HC: "Yeah, right! They're 5G'd."
by Option 22 May 13, 2020
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77th Brigade

The 77th Brigade is the media and psychological operations group for mind control and insectualization by T.H.R.U.S.H.

T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
Members of the 77th Brigade, aka Cytokine Stormtroopers, suppress any connection to T.H.R.U.S.H. (Vomocytosis, Glucose, Hexosamine, UDP-GlickNack, Glycans, Black Lung & Sputum), troll from fake fan accounts and cite the poetry of Dr Strangelove:

“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
by Option 22 May 21, 2020
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Fac quod dico, non quod facio

"Fac quod dico, non quod facio" is Latin for "do as I say, not as I do".

It is often recited in any 1 of the 30 bars in the House of Commons.
Binge-drinkers' brains have to work harder to feel empathy for other people in pain.

Cicero: "The more laws, the less justice."
Potbelly Hillbully: "Fac quod dico, non quod facio."
by Option 22 September 29, 2020
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