BitShit

At the end of 50 years of FIAT fantasy hypernormalisation since the dollar left the gold standard followed by perpetual war and the CIA petrodollar, it was decided that a new financial system – codenamed Phoenix – would arise from the ashes of the old. To provide stability, the new financial system was cryptocurrency-based but backed by any number of precious and rare Earth metal-linked algorithms.

This system was supported for those above a threshold value of social credit score and members of T.H.R.U.SH. who were given a free pass. T.H.R.U.S.H. = Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

For those below the threshold value of social credit score, a less stable cryptocurrency was in operation that used algorithms linked to a collective of individuals’ own social credit scores. This cryptocurrency was known as BitShit. Once in BitShit, it was nigh on impossible to escape the absolute control of the social credit score system although this fantasy was perpetuated in order to promote the system (the BitShit dream).
Squelch: “I put a used tea bag in the general waste and not the recycling bin and I have been banned from public transport for three days. Not only that, but I can’t buy tea bags and my credit score dropped by half a point.”

Slap: “That’s nothing. I had bad thoughts about our glorious leader and now all the activities in this apartment are being live streamed on Channel X.”
Squelch: “Am I live now?”
Slap: “Yes.” (Waving)
Squelch: “How do you get out of this one?”
Slap: “I was told that I would be allowed out if I invited a known associate over to the apartment who would then take my place...and I get bonus BitShit.”
Squelch: “Yay!”
by Option 22 June 09, 2020
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Covid-1984

Covid-1984 is a controlavirus
Covid-1984 inserted itself into reality
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Dot-to-dot

To connect the dots is to see the big picture. To draw logical inferences connecting items of information to reveal something previously unknown or hidden.

Dot-to-dot first appeared in cave paintings.
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Typographical symbols denoting footnotes may be used in the following order asterisk (*), obelisk (†), diesis (‡), triple dagger (⹋)
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CIA-DPA

The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive

Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.

The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley

Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”

Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.

Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
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IWBT

1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools

2. IWBT - Interplanetary Water Bear Transpermia
1. IWBT - Intelligent Web-Based Tools? Yes, Mark & Bill, etc. ensuring access for backdoor programming and access by "intelligence".

2. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there lived a species of ape that over thousands of years underwent adaptive behaviour change, caused by a fungal infection, from small hunter-gatherer family groups to full insectualization run by a death cult. To spread life, beyond the fungal paradigm of the evolved control systems, required seeding the galaxy with life forms that could survive space travel and in particular exposure to vacuum and harsh radiation. Water bears, also known as tardigrades, were dried, provided with a miniature space suit that dissolved on contact with liquid water and were sent in all directions from the planet out into the galaxy. The game of interplanetary water bear transpermia (IWBT) was born.

Bruce: “Is there a game that can last longer than a test cricket match?”
Fermi: “Haven’t you ever heard of interplanetary water bear transpermia?”
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Controlcvirus

The controlavirus inserted itself into reality. The controlavirus made copies of itself. The controlavirus mutated. The controlcvirus copied fiction into the new normal.

1. Nineteen Eighty-Four. 2. Brave New World. 3. Mad Max. 4. Soylent Green. 5. The Hunger Games. 6. A Clockwork Orange. 7. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? 8. Infinite Jest. 9. V for Vendetta. 10. The Stand. 11. Animal Farm. 12 Monkeys. 13. Fahrenheit 451. 14. The Twilight Zone. 15. Black Mirror. 16. They Live. 17. The Handmaid’s Tale. 18. The Giver. 19. The Road. 20. Divergent. 21. Harrison Bergeron. 22. Station Eleven. 23. The Ministry of Truth. 24. The Trial. 25. The Time Machine. 26. The End We Start From. 27. The Power. 28. The Departure. 29. Logan’s Run. 30. The Matrix. 31. Gattaca. 32. The Running Man. 33. Metropolis. 34. Brazil. 35. Robocop. 36. Minority Report. 37. Total Recall. 38. Escape from New York. 39. Death Race 2020. 40. The Omega Man. 41. I, Robot. 42. Village of the Damned Borises. 43. Code. 46. 44. Strange Days. 45. Battle Royale. 46. We. 47. Uglies. 48. Parable of the Sower. 49. The City of Ember. 50. Anthem.
51. Never Let Me Go. 52. Lord of the Flies. 53. Delirium. 54. Neuromancer. 55. Donnie Darko. 56. The Machine Stops. 57. Atlas Shrugged. 58. The Children of Men. 59. The Lobster. 60. The Wall. 61. The Last Man. 62. Erewhon. 63. It Can’t Happen Here. 64. Tales of the Dying Earth. 65. Limbo. 66. A Canticle for Leibowitz. 67. I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. 68. Stand on Zanzibar. 69. The Lorax. 70. The Infernal Desire Machines of Doctor Hoffman. 71. Motorman. 72. Roadside Picnic. 73. The Girl Who Was Plugged In. 74. Dhalgren. 75. Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang. 76. Riddley Walker. 77. The Postman. 78. Contagious. 79. Journals of the Plague Years. 80. Skreemer. 81. The Child Garden. 82. Snow Crash. 83. The Yellow Arrow. 84. Slow River. 85. The Unit. 86. Rina. 87. California. 88. Find Me. 89. Everything Belongs to the Future. 90. Idiocracy. 91. The Zero Theorem. 92. The Truman Show. 93. Safe. 94. Southland Tales. 95. Feed. 96. Watchmen. 97. The Terminator. 98. Controlcvirus. 99. The New Normal.

Reading, it’s not illegal yet.
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