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Ribbles

Ribbles are those little bits of toilet paper created from rubbing your behind.
Bits, crumbs, lint....no they are ribbles and they come in two flavors - raspberry or chocolate.
by Option 22 October 30, 2024
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Truth Twister

Truth twister – a way of saying liar without saying liar
"Truth twister” – crossword clue for “Liar”
“Ambassadors for the expert-trashing, truth-twisting age of populism,” remarked the truth twister.

Arrogant and offensive.

Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?” tweeted Dobby.
by Option 22 May 24, 2020
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CIA-DPA

The Central Intelligence Agency - Dick Pic Archive

Many electronic devices have integrated camera and video equipment. Once people become aware of the potential of remote-control access, they use black tape to cover the apertures. For those who do not or, at any time, did not take such precautions and were consulting adult only content while pleasuring themselves may be unaware that they may have records stored on the CIA-DPA.

The CIA-DPA has proven useful.
CIA headquarters, Langley

Agent Orange: “We have a problem.”
Agent Smith: “What’s up?”
Agent Orange: “They won’t accept our chlorinated chicken.”
Agent Smith: “We might have to go quite deep in this case. I'll bring up the files we have on John, Tony, Gordon, David, Terry, Boris and er….while I'm at it, Jeremy as well, just in case.”
Agent Orange: “That looks like a lot of data to me.”

Chuckling and fits of laughter are heard coming from the CIA-DPA office.

Agent Orange: “Oh my!!! What was he watching?”
Agent Smith: “BBC II.”
Agent Orange: “David Attenburgh?”
Agent Smith: “Not exactly!”
by Option 22 August 25, 2019
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Unvaxxed

Unvaxxed - in the control group of the Great Experiment
The Great Unvaxxed
by Option 22 April 22, 2021
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77th Brigade

The 77th Brigade is the media and psychological operations group for mind control and insectualization by T.H.R.U.S.H.

T.H.R.U.S.H. - Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity.

They from UNCLE, use mostly AUNTIE.
Members of the 77th Brigade, aka Cytokine Stormtroopers, suppress any connection to T.H.R.U.S.H. (Vomocytosis, Glucose, Hexosamine, UDP-GlickNack, Glycans, Black Lung & Sputum), troll from fake fan accounts and cite the poetry of Dr Strangelove:

“Quash rumors from misinformation, counter disinformation,
Search is an excellent indicator of intention,
Delivering capability in an imaginative way,
Reflect bias – bias reflect,
Algorithms, algorithms, algorithms.”
by Option 22 May 21, 2020
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Insectualization

Insects have been around for a much longer time than humans. Insects such as ants and bees are so-called social species; as are humans. An ants nest is highly organized most often with the Queen only producing progeny. Since mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) is only passed down through the female line, the mtDNA has therefore been fixed. The hierarchical nature of the ants in the nest and the differences between the various levels from Queen to the lowest worker has been gradually fixed over a long period of time. An external biological determinant effected this system to mould the species to best suit needs. In ants, the biological determinant is linked to the fungus that the ant farms in the centre of the nest, the question arises whether the ants' behaviour is being controlled by the fungus or could this be considered a case of mutual symbiosis; the ant farms the fungus, the fungus controls the behaviour of the ants to tend to it? In humans, the external biological determinant would appear to also be a fungus. The end point for social species that have evolved over a long period of evolutionary time is clear to see in insects. In evolutionary terms, humans have been around for the blink of an eye.
1. The empire was created by insectualization. The most efficient means of insectualization was by nepotism, providing credit at 0% finance to friends and family, while charging exorbitant interest rates to the lowest workers. A neofeudalist totalitarian system will result from systems such as central planning, financialization, etc. with most of the population being born into a system of indebted servitude.
2. Insectualization of human beings is being brought about by money in imperceptibly small steps over a long period of time but in a relatively short amount of time compared to insects to where insectualization has already occurred.
3. The most effective means for insectualization is the system that we refer to as money. Money is linked to power, control, sex as candida is a sexually transmitted disease.
by Option 22 May 9, 2020
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Headless Man

1. The mythical headless men such as the Akephaloi, Blemmyes, Epiphagi, and Ewaipanoma.

2. In an infamous divorce case in 1963, along with claims that the wife had 88 lovers with performance ratings written in a diary, two Polaroid photographs were given as evidence that showed the Duchess wearing only a pearl necklace being pleasured by her lover whose head was out of shot. It was referred to as the Duchess and the Headless Man.

3. The headless man is a sculptured figure on pillar 43 found at Göbekli Tepe, the oldest site of civilization known to man.

1. No neck has been on the perry again.

2. The headless man, a pearl necklace, the duchess, head, royals, blackmail, the official secrets act, cabinet ministers…old school.

3. The sculptures found at Göbekli Tepe have been deciphered to describe astronomical events including that of fiery heavenly bodies in the sky (serpents) that led to sudden extreme climate change.

The headless man that has been linked to death may also describe the time when the sun disappeared from view. Around 12,900 years ago dust clouds containing various metals, soot, spherules, etc. were thrust into the air from impact events (Chile, South Africa, Greenland, etc.) that likely blocked out the sun for such a long period of time that a so-called black mat can now be found as a soil layer throughout the world containing various metals such as platinum, iridium, gold, iron, etc.
The meteorites may have come from a comet that originated from an interstellar event such as exploding stars or collisions. The isotopic ratio of metals may provide a fingerprint to enable us to locate its origin in the universe. The Earth itself may have acted like a giant mass spectrometer and with details of the trajectories and the locations of impact events it may allow us to pinpoint from which direction it arrived (likely from the direction of Antarctica), from where in the universe and exact time and dates of impact.

The sky would have been dark but magical especially as the dust eventually dissipated. The light from the sun may have been refracted into (rainbow) colored sunrises and sunsets. How long the sun disappeared for is unknown – weeks? Months? Years? Decades? To survive, it is likely humans resorted to shit traps to capture cockroaches in the caves that they were forced to inhabit for shelter.

These events laid down the necessary conditions for The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization - the fiery trails of the meteorites in the sky that brought about them are signified by the serpent in the story of Adam & Eve.

Look up!”
“There’s a headless man.”
by Option 22 November 6, 2019
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