log

1) A journal or diary
2) Slang for fecal matter, especially of the long, cylindrical variety

1) After a stressful day, I enjoy sitting down and letting all my anxiety out through my log.
2) My day is never complete until I have pondered life's great mysteries while producing my log.

by Oprah March 11, 2003

chunkified

Fat, lumpy, beefy, rotund. The opposite of slim or thin.

Man, Bert, you gotta go easy on those burgers, you gettin' all chunkified and shit.

by Oprah February 21, 2003

tiger woods

An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).

I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.

by Oprah March 08, 2003