OpaGramps's definitions

Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Chubby dubbie

Double the chub of a regular shrub

"That fern is HUGE! that's definitely a chubby dubbie"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Dr.T

The most fun and entertaining person ever

"That guy is so stylish and proper, they're such a Dr.T"

by OpaGramps December 27, 2023

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Pentea

A penthouse that isn't worth a single penny. An absolute worthless shamble of a floor.

"This penthouse sucks, it's a pentea"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Chrubby

Triple the amount of chubby

"Whoa! Look at that person! They're so chrubby!"

by OpaGramps February 7, 2024