OpaGramps's definitions

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Chrubby

Triple the amount of chubby

"Whoa! Look at that person! They're so chrubby!"

by OpaGramps February 7, 2024

Klurppy

A crab who won't stop clicking his grubby nasty little claws. Also that one crab in every movie with crabs who always grabs onto someone's skin.

"YOUCH I got a klurppy stuck to my leg!!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Dr.T

The most fun and entertaining person ever

"That guy is so stylish and proper, they're such a Dr.T"

by OpaGramps December 27, 2023

Goobers

When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes

"Aww you've got goobers again"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024