Definitions by Ookpick GooseFrubba

Lord Plagueis 

"It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep."

"It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself." hmmph ... how IRONIC.

Lord Plagueis by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Conan the Barbarian 

A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.

Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?

Conan: Only under one condition.

Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?

Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.

Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.

Conan the Barbarian by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

karaoke

A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See karate

Karaoke is pronounced Karah-Okay, not Cary-Okey.

karaoke by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Karate 

A Japanese word commonly mispronounced by Americans. See karaoke

Karate is pronounced Kah-Rah-Teh, not Ka-Rat-Ti.

Karate by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Germany 

The country who has and always will have the coolest looking military.

Hans: Was ist das, herauf in den Himmel?

Klaus: Das ist ein Messerschmitt BF-109.

Germany by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

Japanese 

The coolest sounding language in the world.

Tanaka: Sore wa Henna gaijin.

Yamamoto: Hai. Ano Gaikokujin wa totemo baka desu. Ano hito wa Amerikajin desu.

Tanka: Ah...Soudesuka.

Bob: What did you say?

Tanaka: Nanni mo nai.

Japanese by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005

German 

A really cool sounding language.

Steiner: Was ist los?

Stransky: Ich wünsche das Eisenkreuz!

German by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005