Definitions by Onid

trinated 

Totally wasted, beyond drunk, off your face, belligerent

Our friend Jazz was so Trinated he could not bait our hooks.

trinated by Onid August 4, 2022

Towel holder 

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.

Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.

Towel holder by Onid July 26, 2022

Trinated 

Beyond drunk, totally wasted, obliterated, ossified

Our buddy Jazz was totally trinated and couldn’t bait his hook.

Trinated by Onid July 26, 2022

Hellenic Hip Disorder 

Hellenic Hip Disorder or HHD is a disorder that all Greek women are born with. They have big hips that sway nicely.

Guy #1: "Hey dude look it's that Greek girl from class"
Guy #2: "How do you know she's Greek?"
Guy #1: "Dude look at those hips, she clearly has Hellenic Hip Disorder"

Hellenic Hip Disorder by Onid May 24, 2012