Passenger (usually spouse/significant other) who rides along as chaperone when giving rides for Uber, to keep things from getting "physical".
Todd: Gotta go babe, just got another Uber fare notification !
Lisa: Where is the drop-off point?
Todd: Uh.. the Mustang whorehouse just outside of Vegas.
Lisa: Not so fast, Romeo. I'll go along as your uberone.
Lisa: Where is the drop-off point?
Todd: Uh.. the Mustang whorehouse just outside of Vegas.
Lisa: Not so fast, Romeo. I'll go along as your uberone.
by OneStarGator September 08, 2017
Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart
TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!
by OneStarGator July 19, 2017
Scroticles (noun); the extremely sensitive hair follicles located on the scrotum, known to cause intense pain if pulled, accidentally or otherwise; ball fuzz; nut fur.
I was playfully wagging my penis at my woman, who wasn't amused. She reached over and yanked a handful of scroticles from my nutbag. EPIC PAIN!
by OneStarGator July 06, 2017