Rebound effect caused by the rapid, involuntary puckering of the sphincter, reversing the forward momentum of an advancing turd perceived to be a fart
TODD: What is that sick look on your face? Is that panic or relief?
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!
ME: Both bro. Sphincter recoil saved the day!
by OneStarGator July 19, 2017
Mary: I was meaning to pleasure my man last night with some baby oil, but I accidentally picked up the bottle of CBD oil instead!
Jane: How'd that turn out?
Mary: Highballs.
Jane: How'd that turn out?
Mary: Highballs.
by OneStarGator April 21, 2020
Scroticles (noun); the extremely sensitive hair follicles located on the scrotum, known to cause intense pain if pulled, accidentally or otherwise; ball fuzz; nut fur.
I was playfully wagging my penis at my woman, who wasn't amused. She reached over and yanked a handful of scroticles from my nutbag. EPIC PAIN!
by OneStarGator July 05, 2017