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Definitions by Once Upon a Lemon

A person (Usually older) who taunts another peer, usually in an aggressive way.
Bowl-Cut moms and kids under 11 like to believe these people will go to prison or never be successful in life no matter the circumstance, even though neither of these things are the case 90% of the time.
Bowl cut mom: "Don't worry Thomas, that bully will be working for you someday"
Thomas: "Nah, mom. He will never get a job anyway."
Bully by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

Bipolar Express 

A term used to describe child development classes in high school
"Did you see that train-wreck in child development today?"
"Yeah, Talk about the Bipolar Express"
Bipolar Express by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016

Middle School 

A bunch of noisy fuckers and hormones packed into a small building.
Middle School by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016
A name for a stereotypical Public High School.
It's students consist of three groups:
1. Nerds/Dweebs
These kids will mostly believe anything, or anyone. Know-it-all kids, always do their homework, never get written up. Little variation.
2. Jocks
Alias consist of: "Bobby Basketball" and "Sarah Soccer". This type complain about injury tremendously more than they should, and will go try-hard in gym class in hopes of getting a girlfriend. Rarely do homework. Usually claim to be joining the marines. Very little variation.
3. Misc.
These are pretty much the rest of the kids that go to the school, about 70 % fall into the other two categories. This group likes to complain about how school should have been canceled the other day. Hold on to various subjects for weeks, or even months, at a time.
KVHS by Once Upon a Lemon December 15, 2016