guitarded

lacking knowledge of the guitar, both musical and technical, but acting you know what you are talking about

Did you hear what that girl told me? She is so guitarded! She was trying to tell me that the guitar was feeding back, when really it was just the natural hum from the pickups.

by Omar Churchill February 16, 2011

computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge

She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!

by Omar Churchill April 25, 2011

geetard

one who is guitarded

That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!

by Omar Churchill February 16, 2011

pocky cock

coating the penis in chocolate to make it more like pocky

Girl: "I wanted him to give me pocky cock last night, but he didn't want to risk burning himself."

by Omar Churchill March 02, 2011

phone bombing

commenting, posting, and tagging someone excessively on facebook because you know they have phone notifications turned on and wish to FLOOD their phone with txt messages

We did some epic phone bombing of Drew's girlfriend last night. She is going to have SO many txts when she wakes up!

by Omar Churchill November 10, 2011