Definitions by Ollie Churpuzzi
Funnelcaking
To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her.
Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
Funnelcaking by Ollie Churpuzzi August 28, 2016
Hung like a Greek God
"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."
Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
Hung like a Greek God by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016
Pussy Vulture
A man who specifically dates his friends' ex girlfriends who are on the rebound, usually for the purposes of getting some rebound sex.
"That DeAndre is such a pussy vulture. His roommate Lee just broke up with his girlfriend Lisa, and now he's hitting that girl Lisa hard. DeAndre is such a pussy vulture!"
Pussy Vulture by Ollie Churpuzzi March 1, 2016
Stroller Immigrant
An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.
Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.
Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.
You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay
Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.
You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay
Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
Stroller Immigrant by Ollie Churpuzzi October 8, 2015