Ollie Churpuzzi's definitions
To perform oral sex on a woman while eating a funnel cake out of her.
Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
Was an inside joke in the old Yahoo Chat Pro Wrestling room. Became defictionalized by many frequent chatters.
by Ollie Churpuzzi August 28, 2016
Get the Funnelcakingmug. Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021
Get the Australian Home Runmug. A girl from the city. City girls, unlike country girls, tend to be tough, worldly and streetsmart. Country girls think city girls are weak, dependent and flaky. But you don't grow up in the middle of the city not knowing how to fend for yourself.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
That's because country people love to stereotype things they never see.
Country girl: LOL, citygirl. You probably doesn't know how to cook. Your cheesy ranch potatoes probably uses that fancy aged cheddar crap. You probably doesn't know how to fight or drive a real American truck either.
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
Citygirl: Oh, I know how to cook. My recipe for curry kim bap is in a popular cookbook. My best friend's husband works for a publishing company. He got my recipe published. My best friend and her husband met at a cultural festival 3 years ago, and now they're inseparable. My best friend is where I learned how to make curry kim bap from. You see, her dad's Indian and her mom's Korean. They mixed the two foods together so they can enjoy each other's cultures. We grew up eating that stuff. Her mom and my best friend thought my take on the kim bap was so good, that my recipe should be the one published, not hers.
Speaking of my best friend, I met my best friend at taekwondo practice when I was 6 years old. She's not only my best friend, she's also been my sparring partner for 20 years. We were at each other's first, second and 3rd degree black belt ceremonies. I don't drive an American truck. They don't come with standard transmissions.. Real women know how to drive sticks.
The most annoying thing about driving a stick is some jackass in a big giant truck who thinks you're starting and stopping every time you shift gears. It's like they've never seen a stick shift before.
So tell me more about your cheesy ranch potatoes, your trucks and how well you can fight?
by Ollie Churpuzzi November 6, 2016
Get the Citygirlmug. "Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."
Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".
by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016
Get the Hung like a Greek Godmug.