Old Phardt's definitions

Wokiversity

An "educational" institution formerly dedicated to the collective search for truth, now dedicated to anti-White racism, the denial of black agency, misogyny, female erasure, and pimping for sadistic paedophilia.

I'm not paying £££ to have my kids brainwashed at Oxford Wokiversity.

by Old Phardt September 7, 2023

Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.

by Old Phardt December 30, 2021

Gender-affirming care

Euphemism for the "sadistic paedophilia"

Between 2000 and the present day, at least 1500 predominantly White girls have experienced gender-affirming care in Rotherham.

by Old Phardt August 2, 2023

Woke racist

Gratuitously unpleasant behaviour towards white people because of their race, usually 'performed' by other white people.

"The New York Times capitalises 'black' while not capitalising 'white'. Honestly, that's so woke racist."

by Old Phardt August 27, 2021

Baggery

A human-feline game in which the furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous old thug. It is all one to him.

Every morning I utter a prayer of thanks that I am a citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.

by Old Phardt December 6, 2023