Baggery

A human-feline game in which the furry baggee crawls whether enticed or no into a paper or plastic bag, and is then teased unto paroxysm by the bagger with proddings and pokings from without. The administration of baggery may or may not culminate with the ritual hoisting aloft and brief carriage of the scrofulous old thug. It is all one to him.
Every morning I utter a prayer of thanks that I am a citizen of a nation which refrains from molesting me when I describe my tom's predilection for a spot of baggery.
by Old Phardt December 06, 2023
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Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.
The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.
by Old Phardt May 13, 2024
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Taking the knee

I'm not watching the footie again until the morons stop "taking the knee"
by Old Phardt December 31, 2021
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Gender-affirming care

Euphemism for the "sadistic paedophilia"
Between 2000 and the present day, at least 1500 predominantly White girls have experienced gender-affirming care in Rotherham.
by Old Phardt August 02, 2023
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