Rub Joint

A dive bar or real shitty motel and the people who hang out there are low lifes too.

I would never go there the place is a real rub joint you might catch something.

by Ol watchmen September 04, 2018

Pig-penned

A fart that lingers on objects even when the person leaves the room.

Damn you smell that chair? That dude just pig-penned us!

by Ol watchmen October 05, 2016

Vorberging

Someone who drives around schools and parks in search of little kids to pleasure himself to.

Damn you see that dude he's vorberging around the park should we call the cops? Or beat his ass?

by Ol watchmen June 30, 2015

Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

Southside Switcheroo

Derived from Southside of Chicago the art of replacing an item or merchandise in a box marked as brand new with something of a lesser value, used or even worthless.

Damn that new drill I paid $100 for was just a brick in a box them Jags got me with the

SouthSide Switcheroo!

by Ol watchmen September 16, 2024

Cliff Christians

Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.

I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.

by Ol watchmen June 21, 2023