Definitions by Ol watchmen

Southside Switcheroo 

Derived from Southside of Chicago the art of replacing an item or merchandise in a box marked as brand new with something of a lesser value, used or even worthless.

Damn that new drill I paid $100 for was just a brick in a box them Jags got me with the

SouthSide Switcheroo!

Southside Switcheroo by Ol watchmen September 16, 2024

Chicago Luggage 

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.

ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!

Chicago Luggage by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

Cliff Christians 

Christians who look down on others because of their knowledge of scripture and feel that God favors them more as result.

I liked this Church alot more before I realized all the Cliff Christians that go here.

Cliff Christians by Ol watchmen June 21, 2023

Rub Joint 

A dive bar or real shitty motel and the people who hang out there are low lifes too.

I would never go there the place is a real rub joint you might catch something.

Rub Joint by Ol watchmen September 4, 2018

Pig-penned 

A fart that lingers on objects even when the person leaves the room.

Damn you smell that chair? That dude just pig-penned us!

Pig-penned by Ol watchmen October 5, 2016

Vorberging 

Someone who drives around schools and parks in search of little kids to pleasure himself to.

Damn you see that dude he's vorberging around the park should we call the cops? Or beat his ass?

Vorberging by Ol watchmen June 30, 2015