Ohio driver's definitions
this is a combination of delicious and hellacious that describes something that is extremely tasty or pleasurably spicy or hot but that you know you shouldn't be eating because of its poor effects on your health, especially digestion.
Man, those hot wings are dellacious, but I can't help myself. They taste so damn good, and I know I'll be tearin' up the toilet in a few hours.
by Ohio driver December 28, 2011
Get the dellaciousmug. This is the phenomenon whereby a person ingests one food or beverage item while thinking of another, which inevitably throws one for a gustatory loop. (The namesake is from the author's own experience of taking a drink of water while looking at and thinking of Gatorade and his subsequent surprise at the lack of slightly syrupy texture and sugary palate punch.)
After my run, I was lookin' in the fridge for somethin' sweet, ya know, to restabilize my blood sugar 'n all's I found was some OJ behind the milk, 'n then I took a swig a my water, totally thinkin' o' that OJ, 'n I was totally gatorfaked.
by Ohio driver October 26, 2012
Get the Gatorfakemug. this word is pronounced like emotional, but the "sh" in emotional is replaced with an "f" sound in emofunnel, which is a combination of emotional and funnel and describes a person who is not only emotional but also likes to draw others into her or his web of emotions in the manner of a vortex or a spider lures prey to the inner linings of its web. Like a liquid into a funnel, you are too far in once you're involved with an emofunnel. it can be an adjective or a noun.
--Did Sheila tell you her sob story about how she spilled milk on her wedding dress?
--Yeah, how ironic is that, that she's crying over spilled milk and telling everybody about it. She loves that crap.
--She is such an emofunnel. (Or, alternatively, one could say, She is so emofunnel.)
--Yeah, how ironic is that, that she's crying over spilled milk and telling everybody about it. She loves that crap.
--She is such an emofunnel. (Or, alternatively, one could say, She is so emofunnel.)
by Ohio driver January 6, 2012
Get the emofunnelmug. this is the feeling of dehydration and overall malaise that you get in the morning after eating half of a box or more of Sunshine brand Cheez-Its.
you're late again! what's up?
oh, this time I have a good excuse. It was a Cheez-It hangover.
Ouch. that is the worst snack food to have a hangover from
oh, this time I have a good excuse. It was a Cheez-It hangover.
Ouch. that is the worst snack food to have a hangover from
by Ohio driver March 28, 2012
Get the Cheez-It hangovermug. This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017
Get the Peanut butter passoutmug. the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.
--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?
--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.
by Ohio driver January 26, 2013
Get the Cleveland Dreamermug. by Ohio driver September 5, 2019
Get the Football bonermug.