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Definitions by Officer Dan

1. Entry Level Faggot; fresh out the closet.
2. Particularly thirsty individuals, not yet mature enough to hold back the dragon.

See: tacky, or, bathroom selfies
The only guy that works at pacsun, he's an E.L.F.
E.L.F by officer dan August 5, 2015

Quartaque 

1.) Synonym for purple.
2.) Extremely homosexual, but still very cool.
3.) A seemingly straight person, who is actually extremely homosexual.
1.) Thats a nice quartaque sweater.

2.) Tyesha and Veronica shower together, but they both are willing to wake up and make me breakfast. They're a quartaque couple.

3.) Jason is quartaque. He knows about cars, and body building. He even rescues damsels in distress. Too bad he gets it up the butt...
Quartaque by Officer Dan June 12, 2011

Baby Seal 

Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.
Baby Seal by Officer Dan June 12, 2011