Definitions by Oblong Cheeto

Zombie 

The humble zombie
The reason you died on your first ever Minecraft survival world

Person: I’m going okay Minecraft for the first time!

2 minutes later...

Person: *gets killed by zombie* SHIT

Zombie by Oblong Cheeto March 12, 2021

Never 

Gonna

Give you up
Never gonna let you down

Never by Oblong Cheeto January 26, 2021

How2Basic

Professional egg thrower
Has a YouTube channel

He teaches people how to do things simply
For Example: How to save a drowning child

How to masturbate
How to make Beef Jerky
How to have sex
How to open a door...and so much more!

Sentence: How2Basic is How2Basic

How2Basic by Oblong Cheeto January 24, 2021

ÆÜGH 

The sound of a pufferfish that has consumed a carrot

Chef: *feeds pufferfish carrot*
Pufferfish: ÆÜGH
Chef: *proceeds to feed carrot*

ÆÜGH by Oblong Cheeto January 20, 2021

Water 

Something that no one drinks anymore because everyone is drinking Diet Coke and alcohol

Wait... What is this “water” you speak of and why are you drinking it

Water by Oblong Cheeto January 1, 2021