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Someone who abstains from mood altering chemicals, with the exception of snorting their Suboxone prescription and smoking spice.
Hell nah I don't want any alcohol bro, I'm Madison County Clean now and don't have time for your shanigans. But could I let you sleep with my girlfriend for a ride to the Sub doctor? Also, could I smoke this Katy stick on the way if I roll the windows down?
by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026
Get the Madison County Clean mug.A prescription of benzos (i.e. Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan, &/or Valium). Called Cause Numbers because I always wake up in jail with a new cause number after taking 1 too many.
I woke up in the drunk tank again, beaten and with no memory of what charges I was being held on. Blame it on those Cause Numbers again!
by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026
Get the Cause Numbers mug.He had a pocket full of stolen lighters and couldn't stop hiccuping. It was clear that he had the Stick-ups.
by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026
Get the Stick-ups mug.It was a lovely funeral service for grandpa, except for the screamation ceremony performed by his ex wife. She just couldn't accept that grandpa left this world owing her $6. She yelled so intensely into his urn that she got ashes in her eyes!
by OJ Skrimpson March 13, 2026
Get the Screamation mug.When you go to jail and are withdrawing from drugs, specifically opiates, and spend the majority of the week shitting your brains out.
I got arrested and couldn't make bond. Looks like it's gonna be a Shart Week for me in jail unless I can perform a sexual act to score some opiates.
by OJ Skrimpson March 7, 2026
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Get the Ass Burgers mug.That Grimace Shake had me up without sleep for so long I thought I was a McDonald's mascot all week.
by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026
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