Definitions by OJ Skrimpson

Madison County Clean

Someone who abstains from mood altering chemicals, with the exception of snorting their Suboxone prescription and smoking spice.

Hell nah I don't want any alcohol bro, I'm Madison County Clean now and don't have time for your shanigans. But could I let you sleep with my girlfriend for a ride to the Sub doctor? Also, could I smoke this Katy stick on the way if I roll the windows down?

Madison County Clean by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

Cause Numbers

A prescription of benzos (i.e. Xanax, Klonopin, Ativan, &/or Valium). Called Cause Numbers because I always wake up in jail with a new cause number after taking 1 too many.

I woke up in the drunk tank again, beaten and with no memory of what charges I was being held on. Blame it on those Cause Numbers again!

Cause Numbers by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

Stick-ups

Xanax induced hiccups, especially from Xanny Bars (AKA White Sticks).

He had a pocket full of stolen lighters and couldn't stop hiccuping. It was clear that he had the Stick-ups.

Stick-ups by OJ Skrimpson March 15, 2026

Screamation

The act of screaming into the urn of a deceased person that left this world owing you money.

It was a lovely funeral service for grandpa, except for the screamation ceremony performed by his ex wife. She just couldn't accept that grandpa left this world owing her $6. She yelled so intensely into his urn that she got ashes in her eyes!

Screamation by OJ Skrimpson March 13, 2026

Shart Week

When you go to jail and are withdrawing from drugs, specifically opiates, and spend the majority of the week shitting your brains out.

I got arrested and couldn't make bond. Looks like it's gonna be a Shart Week for me in jail unless I can perform a sexual act to score some opiates.

Shart Week by OJ Skrimpson March 7, 2026

Ass Burgers

Street food smuggled via the ass into prison.

These Ass Burgers sure are tasty, but they're much greasier than I remember.

Ass Burgers by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026

Grimace Shake

Methamphetamine made my shaking a bottle, but a little too heavy with the lithium.

That Grimace Shake had me up without sleep for so long I thought I was a McDonald's mascot all week.

Grimace Shake by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026