O' Chungus's definitions

Disasterpiece

A movie that is so entertainingly bad that you can't help finding it hilarious.

Superhero Movie is a flawless disasterpiece.

by O' Chungus December 19, 2022

Cuddling

Sex but good

Cuddling is better than sex.

by O' Chungus January 25, 2024

Dank

used to describe a meme of extremely high quality

Here, you'll find only the dankest of memes.

by O' Chungus January 26, 2024

Baby Boomer

A very tiny old person.

Person 1: Hey everyone, I'm person 1! That makes me more important everyone else!
Baby Boomer: exists
Person 2: Why is that boomer so small?
Person 3: Because it's a Baby Boomer.

by O' Chungus January 15, 2023

Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

McGyatt

When Ronald McDonalds sits on your face and you suffocate to death. Not a single recipient has ever survived this fate.

Hello, I'd like to order a McGyatt.

by O' Chungus December 11, 2023

Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.

Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!

by O' Chungus November 26, 2022