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Johnathan

The single greatest person to ever live. He is smart, kind, beautiful, and amazing in every way. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. You can pretty much trust anyone you meet as long as their name is Johnathan. Johnathans are the ideal human being, and all other names pale in comparison. That is why the Johnathans must rise above the non-Johnathans, and prove themselves to be the master race. If your name is not already Johnathan, you must convert to Johnathanism NOW. It is the only way. Praise Johnathan.
Johnathan 1: What did you do this weekend?
Johnathan 2: Not much, you?
Johnathan 1: Me neither.
David: Hey guys, what's up?
Johnathan 1: Shut up, nerd! Your name isn't even Johnathan!
Johnathan 2: Yeah, come back when you've changed your name to Johnathan, you worthless piece of non-Johnathan scum!
by O' Chungus November 26, 2022
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Little Dog Syndrome

When someone is agressive towards everyone else because they are small and feel the need to assert dominance since it is not already obvious.
Some guy ran into my car and knocked off my mirror, leaving a small scratch on his door. He got out of his car and started screaming at me. I think he had Little Dog Syndrome.
by O' Chungus February 25, 2023
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Fracktail

When you are trying to preform a task on your computer, but you encounter technical problems you don't understand. Derived from the game Super Paper Mario.
I'm trying to export the video, but my computer keeps Fracktailing.
by O' Chungus March 16, 2023
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Disasterpiece

A movie that is so entertainingly bad that you can't help finding it hilarious.
Superhero Movie is a flawless disasterpiece.
by O' Chungus December 19, 2022
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Spooky Stork

The single most offensive term in the English language. It's worse than the N word. Only a psychopath would use a term like this.
Rodrick: You are a poo poo pants.
Greg: Oh yeah, well you're a spooky stork!
Rodrick (now in tears): YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
by O' Chungus November 19, 2022
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Cuddling

Cuddling is better than sex.
by O' Chungus January 25, 2024
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rabbit hole

I stuck my finger in a rabbit hole.
by O' Chungus November 12, 2022
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