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Definitions by NoxMelo

Reno Furry Convention Special 

A pizza available only in Reno during a furry convention, that comes with 19 splooges as a topping.
Whatever you do, do not order the Reno Furry Convention Special unless you want to get face aids.

Skunkseeker 

Somebody who finds and provokes skunks to spray them for the fun of it as a very niche hobby.
I'm a skunkseeker
Skunkseeker by NoxMelo August 17, 2020

Valkyrie Chrome Cock 

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.
I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.
Valkyrie Chrome Cock by NoxMelo April 11, 2020
A derogatory nonsense term sang in a high pitch by the Northern Guard Support of Detroit City FC in their parody of Alouette, called Detroit Alouette.

A vee-dee is something the other (any other than Detroit City) team's fans have.
"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Oh they had a Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"
"Vee-dee"
Vee-dee by NoxMelo July 2, 2018

procrastageddon 

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.
Dude, I survived procrastageddon
procrastageddon by NoxMelo November 7, 2017