Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E.'s definitions

Ambulance chaser

Douche bags that look for companies in financial crisis and then prey on them in order to suck any remaining assets or cash they may be able to profit from. They advertise in the national newspapers, on the radio and on TV.
They send unsolicited mail to companies and individuals to who have had county court judgements and winding up petitions lodged against them offering salvation and solutions. They make false promises to company directors. The companies who operate in this way charge huge fees for unprofessional advice.

oh shit i've been chased by an ambulance.

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 22, 2003

Spawned

To be created out of, like, nothing. Uusally reserved for description of evil or malevolent creatures. It has a negatiive connotation.

I was spawned on a damp locker room floor.

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 26, 2003

Nupital

The side of things that no one can see; that which is not readily visible.

the dark side of the moon, the core of the Earth, inside your own rectum without a mirror, etc.

"Wow dude did you see goatse.cx?
I can't do it because its nupital."

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 10, 2003

sacred baby

A baby who is spawned magically on everyone's back and can be accessed anytime. Can be thrown, turned into pudding, cheese, hamburger, or lobbed like a grenade, blown up, eaten, used for demolition work, turned into a spatula, launched from a catapult, and anything the mind desires.

me: i made a sacred baby into a rope ladder so i wouldn't have to climb my stairs.
him: i made one into a piece of paper and wrote in my own blood on it.
they: we are made of babies.
SACRED BABIES ARE ON YOUR BACK. GET ONE AND USE IT!

by Notorious D.O.U.C.H.E. September 23, 2003