Notorious Chimp's definitions

Haka laka laka

The sound that geeks make when they are in heat.

there is absolutely NO definition

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Fastfood squirt

When a person goes to a fast food resturant. After a meal that person goes around the back of the restaurant and masturbates in delight of great breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper.

Man I went to McDonald's had a cheeseburger and after that I had a fastfood squirt

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

jawbreakers

1. Male genitalia.
2. Either penis or testicles

Mmmm... those are SOME nice jawbrakers
- said Anna lookong at Fred's genitalia.

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Ze french clam

a french female with enormous vagina

dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

crotch rot

a nasty and unknown growth of fungai, mushrooms and moss on female vagina. Often there could be found a lot of cheesecake with raisins.

-MA!
-yes Ana?
-I think i have crotch rot!
-hmm let me check....
-(erotic sounds)
-mhm its crotch rot....hey cheesecake!

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004