Definitions by Notorious Chimp

Haka laka laka 

The sound that geeks make when they are in heat.

there is absolutely NO definition

Haka laka laka by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

jawbreakers 

1. Male genitalia.
2. Either penis or testicles

Mmmm... those are SOME nice jawbrakers
- said Anna lookong at Fred's genitalia.

jawbreakers by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Fastfood squirt 

When a person goes to a fast food resturant. After a meal that person goes around the back of the restaurant and masturbates in delight of great breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper.

Man I went to McDonald's had a cheeseburger and after that I had a fastfood squirt

Fastfood squirt by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Scrambled eggs & bacon 

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

Scrambled eggs & bacon by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

crotch rot

a nasty and unknown growth of fungai, mushrooms and moss on female vagina. Often there could be found a lot of cheesecake with raisins.

-MA!
-yes Ana?
-I think i have crotch rot!
-hmm let me check....
-(erotic sounds)
-mhm its crotch rot....hey cheesecake!

crotch rot by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Ze french clam 

a french female with enormous vagina

dear diary:
ive done this cute french gal 2nite
it was gr8 exept her Ze french clam had me worried a lil'
it tried to eat me....

Ze french clam by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004