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Definitions by NotBalticc

An "ertzui" is a German man or woman or person who is very nationalistic about their technology.
They will boast about it and german efficiency whenever they can, and nothing can stop them from doing so, even however much you try. Even if you do stop them, they'll continue the next day.

The term comes from the German keyboard QWERTZ, where the keyboard has "y" and "z" switched, unlike the English QWERTY counterpart.
This means it only applies to people German speaking countries in Central Europe.
Sarah, a natural ertzui, was very emotionally damaged when her best friend insulted the Germans and their technology.
ertzui by NotBalticc April 15, 2022
A kulch is a male nerd, with genetics from Scandinavia, who thirsts for feminine contact.
Alyssa: Ugh, what's up with that one Norwegian in our class?
Jacob: He's Christopher, and I don't know if I've told you yet, but he's a kulch.
Alyssa: Oh...
Jacob: Yeah.
kulch by NotBalticc April 14, 2022
A marsbound is a human being fully stuck on the terrestrial planet of Mars without a way of escaping.

The person must be truly stuck without a way out or any way to create a way out. No ships, no equipment, nothing to let him or her or them leave the planet.
Damn, that marsbound is so dumb, he came to Mars without planning a way out! How retarded!
Marsbound by NotBalticc April 14, 2022