NotARapist's definitions

mam

Casual slang term when addressing females. Not to be confused with ma'am. Only to be used by a female, in case of sexual harassment.

Your clothes rock, mam.

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

esp

Extra-Sensory Penis:
ESP entails always knowing when a guy is thinking about sex and to what degree. In other words, it's completely useless because it's a constant extreme.

"How did you know I was horny?"
"I have ESP"

by NotARapist April 21, 2005

blorf

The sound one makes when regurgitating. May refer to the sound or the actual act. Can also be used as a threat.

"Oh my god.. I'm gonna blorf."

"BLORF!"

"I'll blorf on you"

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

frap

To fart and crap simultaneously.

Stop frapping in the hallway..

by NotARapist April 24, 2005