Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 25, 2019
Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!
by Not a legend 27 December 18, 2019
A very stupid and cringy event where all of the sports teams are represented in a high school. All of the band geeks play loud ass instruments, and cheerleaders scream so loud, you can’t even hear the person two seats away. It’s very pointless and 80% of the kids are on their phones. Even the seniors leave before it starts.
William: Hey Ryan there’s a pep rally at 1. You want to leave? We can go out for lunch.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
by Not a legend 27 December 03, 2019
Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
by Not a legend 27 January 06, 2020
A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. It’s life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.
Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where it’s at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*
Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*
Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! I’LL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!
by Not a legend 27 April 14, 2020
Person 1: Hey can you help me on my homework?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Hey can I buy this?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: No.
Person 2: No
Person 1: Hey can I buy this?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: No.
by Not a legend 27 August 04, 2019
Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.
Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
by Not a legend 27 November 09, 2019