Not a legend 27's definitions

Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme

The word that defines America, according to President Joe Biden. It’s the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of America.

America’s a nation that can be defined in a single word. Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme. -President Joe Biden

by Not a legend 27 July 6, 2022

Build-A-Bitch Workshop

Where men can go build their own slut.

Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!

by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019

No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

Peter Pan Penis

The penis that never grows up.

Bob feels very sad that he has a Peter Pan penis. It won’t grow up!

by Not a legend 27 July 13, 2019

Seattle Semenhawks

A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.

Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!

by Not a legend 27 January 5, 2020

School

Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.

Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!

by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019

3 AM

The time to eat a Krabby Patty.
Also the time to chill and watch tv.

Patrick: Oh boy 3 AM!

by Not a legend 27 November 10, 2019