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Elmo

See: Elmo Music

The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.
Elmo is a member of the NRA.
by Not Zane July 22, 2004
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Conspiracy Theory

Urbandictionary.com is being used for governmental purposes. The government is finding out ways to control us, and is trying to figure out our language via urbandictionary. Please, listen to me, im from the future where every---
OH CRAP, THE CIA IS AT MY HOUSE. RUN FOR THE HILLS, SAVE YOURSEL----


Dear Urbandictionary users, it is the best intention to ensure the safety of its people. Area 61 is not real, nor has never been. The government is not using urbandictionary as a resource for population control.

With regards, The Central Intelligence Agency.
by Not Zane September 17, 2004
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Theocracy

Rule by God himself, or through his chosen representatives. This is THE perfect governent type, perfect justice and equity flourish.

There are some people who say communism is the most perfect governent type, obviously they do not know what they are talking about. The communistic government is atheist and believes that man has no sin or that there are no morals, no righteousness. The individual doesn't matter whenever compared to the group. All work is equally rewarded? Sound good? No, the thing is, the one who works the most is punished, whereas those who are slackers reap the benefit.

With Theocracy, or Christianity in general, it is the exact opposite of communism in every single way possible. Where the Individual matters just as much as the group.

A Theocracy promotes goodness and righteousness, and free-thinking as well. A communistic government allows no free thinking, it is ruthless and cruel with its people. It is truly an evil type of government that looks to destroy Christianity, or other types of beliefs.

The communistic government looks to brainwash the individual to be a machine, not a human being. A machine does not question the builder, and has no morals, this is what that type of government wants.

For a look into a glimpse of what would happen if communism would be allowed to happen in America, check out the book 1984.
There has only been one true theocracy in world history, that of ancient Israel. Where God mediated his law through Moses and the priesthood. All national decisions were in the hand of God.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
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Teeth

White calcium-like deposits in your gums. According to shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, teeth are for gay people.
"Yeah, the reason I dont have teeth..... is because I got rid of them, because teeth are for gay people. Why do you think fairies come and get them?"
by Not Zane August 18, 2004
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Foxhole

1.) Something that soldiers dug and hid in to lessen the chance of them getting hit by a bullet and/or blown up by a mortar.

2.) An awesome local band in my area.
Foxhole will go big sometime soon, you'll see.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
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Theory of Ramen Implosion

This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.

The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.

The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.

The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.


This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
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Moral

Something that society nowadays knows nothing of.

being moral is not proving something to others, being moral is proving something to yourself.

Being moral is not THINKING you know what you are doing is right, its KNOWING
what you are doing is right.

Being moral doesnt mean not watching TV, nor donating to charity (Although donating to charity is really awesome, it doesnt make a person good or worse than another, it just means that they are a very generous person)

Being moral is not adopting people from third world countries, or other things mentioned by people who have no idea what morality is.
For example: The Bible is what I consider a code of morals I follow by.

Being moral can best be described as being pure hearted, having chastity, having no sexual immorality, no drunkeness, being gentlemanly or womanly, being a good person, being good to others around you, having humility, going against what you know is wrong, being courageous in the face of adversity, and being noble.

Being moral is being true to yourself.
by Not Zane July 29, 2004
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