Not Zane's definitions
Im 17, and I look around and see all of these people (teenagers) moping around, I tell them that we live like kings and they shrug me off and tell me about how bad their life is because, for example, they got dumped.
Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.
Teenagers aren't mentally ready, or responsible for relationships. Love at first sight? No, lust at first sight my good gentlemen, there is a difference.
by Not Zane September 8, 2004
Get the Teenagermug. My friends will be paying 7.50 just to go and see Hally Barry, even though the movie will suck.
Huh?
Huh?
by Not Zane July 23, 2004
Get the Catwomanmug. Stay the hell away from that satanic game, the game consists of putting the tips of your fingers of both hands on the base, the eye of the piece moves around without you doing it. The piece will spell out certain things, that you ask.
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
I used to think it was an innocent toy capable of causing no harm. I played this game whenever I was 7 years old, when one day my nose started to bleed very VERY profusely as I was playing it, I knew after that time that that game was not a toy.
No this wasnt coincidence, I never had that bad of a nosebleed up until that point of time and only 5 times afterward which were very minute (Im 17 now, by the way)
This crap opens a gateway/
If you're a Christian like me or had a previous experience, I hope you'll have enough sense to stay away from this.
by Not Zane August 17, 2004
Get the Ouija Boardmug. Funny actor, funny governor. In the process of rescuing California (Pronounced CAHL E FOUR KNEE UHHH) from random terroists that threaten to blow up California with a bunch of explosives.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is also proficiant in firing an M-60 with one arm with perfect accuracy. He has also mastered holding and firing two assault rifles at the same time, WHILE dislodging a 8 foot pipe from a wall amd chucking it as if was a spear and impaling the one who was unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end of the aforementioned pipe. Another noteworth mention, is that he can wipe out an entire army without even as much as a single scratch, as seen in the movie commando
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
Get the Schwarzeneggermug. Highlander Was a documentary, in which, Two guys chopped off a bunch of heads with some swordsmanship you could never use in real life.
The events within, happend in real time.
The events within, happend in real time.
Highlander was an alright movie - Sir Isaac Newton right after finding out the Universal Law of Gravitation.
by Not Zane July 21, 2004
Get the Highlandermug. A cruel and unusual mental torture involving sitting in a class for about an hour, trying to find out why the crap X and Y are such punks.
Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Suzy and Gary are going to a store, he buys 16,000 rounds for an M16, Suzy wants to buy an AK-47. Clearly Suzy has made the better choice, as she needs 17,000 more ammo magazines for it. 24 people are standing in line somewhere else, what is the meaning of life, what is the best car ever made. 14 more people want to buy guns. I have a pet dog, which is totally unrelated to this math problem, but hey, its math, its not supposed to make sense. Solve for X, punk!
Math class made me have multiple fractures in my skull, due to the fact that I slam my head on the desk for my free time during math class, as it is less agonizing than wracking my brain to solve a problem.
Tee hee.
Tee hee.
by Not Zane September 15, 2004
Get the math classmug. An absolutely hilarious interrogative question directed to any person when asking "What is the problem?"
by Not Zane September 16, 2004
Get the What the problem ismug.