Norwegian Red Snatch's definitions

gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

fuckin retarded syndrome

When one is so retarded that they are put on the spectrum. They usually look a lil bit munted/ very much potatoed.

Hey you! You have fuckin retarded syndrome! You munted idiot!

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014