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This maneuver is when you perform what would be a regular noogie but with a twist. You bend over the recipient and begin to noogie their taint.
Friend 1:
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
Why the donut pillow?
Friend 2:
I got a top notch taint Noogie two weeks ago and still feel it."
by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
Get the Taint Noogie mug.Another name for a electronic vaporizing cigarette. Combines Fag the English term for cigarette and pipe as it does look like one. Also known as a douch flute
by Noremac1981 June 13, 2017
Get the Fagpipe mug.Being a combination of Hanlon and Handicapped. This word represents one's ability to get through life despite the fact they can't even put their pants on straight without guidance. Hanlon coming from a legend out of Nova Scotia who demonstrates this phenomenon.
Bro 1: Man I accidently kissed my ex in front of my date. Bit the date still came home with me. How did that happen?
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
Bro 2: That's because you're Hanlicapped and she felt social guilt ditching you.
by Noremac1981 June 2, 2022
Get the Hanlicapped mug.This is when a person is performing oral sex on a male and because they are skittish just work the knob of the penis.
Friend 1: How was the blowjob?
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
Friend 2: Better than nothing they just sucked in
the head?
Friend 1: Ah man I hate Knob Gobblins!
by Noremac1981 December 23, 2020
Get the Knob Gobblin mug.A person who for whatever reason is more hurt or offended by something said or done than the victim/target of said action. They also have some sort of pull to enact cancel culture and feel obligated to do the cancelling because they have a higher position in society that. The person/group that should be offended.
Person 1: "Man that skunk is trying to rape that cat. We must end his career."
Person 2: "Bud don't be such a Snowflake it's a cartoon, anyone knows it's not real. Heck how is it even affecting you?"
Person 1: Well really it doesn't but I have to do something because that cartoon skunk may rape me."
Person 2: "Bud don't be such a Snowflake it's a cartoon, anyone knows it's not real. Heck how is it even affecting you?"
Person 1: Well really it doesn't but I have to do something because that cartoon skunk may rape me."
by Noremac1981 March 12, 2021
Get the Snowflake mug.Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.
Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.
by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020
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