Noremac1981's definitions

Fagpipe

Another name for a electronic vaporizing cigarette. Combines Fag the English term for cigarette and pipe as it does look like one. Also known as a douch flute

Hey look at that lad sucking hard on his Fagpipe.

by Noremac1981 June 13, 2017

Themopause

PC way of saying menopause

They/Them 1"These hot flashes are unbearable. I can't wait for my Themopause to be done.

They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now

by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023

Themstrural Cycle

The nice PC way of saying menstrual cycle

They/Them 1: this themstrural cycle is awful. I can't wait for it to run it's course

They/Them 2: this what?

They/Them 1: oh it's the best way to say menstrual cycle.

They/Them 2: But you were born a guy

by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023

Cock Block Supreme

This is the nickname for the SARS-CoV-2 pandemic of 2020. Cause really no time in history has there been more of an obstacle for a guy to get laid.

Man I can't remember the last time I banged. I mean the Cock Block Supreme just keeps going and going.

by Noremac1981 December 8, 2020

Pumpkin Sexface

This occurs when an individual has a dry spell or never had sex at all. When they do eventually have sex, they smile so big it looks like the big awkward grin on a jack of lantern.

Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."

by Noremac1981 June 4, 2017

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020