brick up her cunt

Used to describe women walking in a strange kind of waddle. Often a fat or dumpy legged woman who simple cannot walk with her legs closer than 2 foot apart.

Look at that lovely young lady, looks like she has a brick up her cunt.

by Norbert Colon September 07, 2005

houdini

You're doing your lady doggy style and just before coming you take your dick out to come on her back. You actually spit a large amount of saliva on her back instead. As she turns round to inspect the glory you come into her face. She'll have no idea how you did it.

My girlfriend was so impressed with the houdini she was not annoyed at all with the pearl earings and necklace she was now wearing.

by Norbert Colon January 16, 2007