Norbert Colon's definitions

stw

Soapy Tit Wank.
The act of having oneself wanked off between a lady's breasts. There are two versions "North" and "South". The view for the lady is rather poor in the South version.

Lady Guinevere told King Arthur, you shall get your soapy tit wank good Sir, but Southwards, I don't want skid marks on mine stomach.

by Norbert Colon October 21, 2004

houdini

You're doing your lady doggy style and just before coming you take your dick out to come on her back. You actually spit a large amount of saliva on her back instead. As she turns round to inspect the glory you come into her face. She'll have no idea how you did it.

My girlfriend was so impressed with the houdini she was not annoyed at all with the pearl earings and necklace she was now wearing.

by Norbert Colon January 16, 2007