Definitions by Noodly appendage

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.

MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.

Also known as potatoes (mostly by intelligent people), these are a poo-colored food.

Kid with 11 toes: "Patatoes: The worlds greatest food!"

Kid with 10 toes, holding a sandwich: "Holy shit ya dumb fucker"