Nikolai Jerkov's definitions

turkish turd

A large, constipated, dry turd that stretches the anus to a point that may be sexually arousing.

Ever since I had that turkish turd, I'm very open to anal sex.

by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007

macedonia

A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.

Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!

by Nikolai Jerkov July 9, 2007

turkish delight

Unexpected flatulence during oral sex.

I was eating her out when she gave me a turkish delight

by Nikolai Jerkov June 13, 2007